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Too big to hide

Too big to hide

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Isn’t it just so big?

Isn’t it just so big?

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June 2024 - May 2025Do you see any difference?

June 2024 - May 2025

Do you see any difference?

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19vs35

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19vs35

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GIRTH

GIRTH

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I love hearing what you think of my huge fat penis

I love hearing what you think of my huge fat penis

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More stuff I forgot to post! Apparently there is plenty left..

More stuff I forgot to post! Apparently there is plenty left I’ve uploaded or sent in DMs but to everyone.

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Forgot to post this one.

Forgot to post this one.

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Would you feel differently about your coworker if you found ..

Would you feel differently about your coworker if you found out this was his cock?
Would you tell anyone?

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Have you missed my huge fat cock?

Have you missed my huge fat cock?

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Wanna come and do kegels with me while we listen to BOC?

Wanna come and do kegels with me while we listen to BOC?

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Hypertrophic, hypererect. Have you ever seen so much penis s..

Hypertrophic, hypererect. Have you ever seen so much penis so erect?

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The word massive is commonly used figuratively to mean very ..

The word massive is commonly used figuratively to mean very large, more than huge. But in its most literal sense, it means something which is characterized by an abundance of mass. And what is mass when it comes to penis size? Well, it’s just penis. My penis is massive. Meaning that my size isn’t just more than huge, my size means a more-than-large amount of penis. More penis. I have more penis than everyone else. And in my case, it’s as if I had too much penis for my volume. Net, significant positive overpressure of penis within the penis. The result is what you see in the video. An extremely rigid, extremely swollen, extremely veiny, extremely long and extremely thick penis. A true macropenis.

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Is my bulge intimidating?

Is my bulge intimidating?

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“Omg his cock is ___________”

“Omg his cock is ___________”

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From the archive. I go through intense periods when all I ca..

From the archive. I go through intense periods when all I can think about is how big my cock is. Every waking moment I’m just worshipping my own size. Then it goes away and the “fog” clears and I have time for my many hobbies. It comes and goes. Now I’m in more of a down phase, so I went through older clips that I haven’t posted here. But don’t worry, it always comes back.

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Sometimes I like to think about what it would be like to exp..

Sometimes I like to think about what it would be like to experience the shock of seeing my penis for the first time. Someone who has no expectations, no real experience of penises outside of the normal range (0.1-99.9%, or even 95%). Is it something that sits with them for their whole lives? Does it change their sexuality permanently? Does it reshape the boundaries of arousal?

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Come have a beer with me (I don’t actually drink beer but wi..

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Come have a beer with me (I don’t actually drink beer but wine will do)

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Are you thirsty?

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Are you thirsty?

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“This guy at work always has such a huge bulge. I wonder wha..

“This guy at work always has such a huge bulge. I wonder what he’s hiding under there”

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Wearing only underwear can be sexualBut it doesn’t have to b..

Wearing only underwear can be sexual
But it doesn’t have to be. But when you have a huge penis it’s a different experience all together. Even soft, a huge penis is a symbol of power. It’s reflected everywhere in our society that big penises command admiration, respect, gossip, even awe. How many videos on YouTube are about whether size matters? Does it matter if you’re 5 or 6 inches? Not really. But when you start at 7-8” soft then yeah, it starts to matter a whole lot.

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STALLION COCK

STALLION COCK

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I was able to convince ChatGPT to analyze a bunch of picture..

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I was able to convince ChatGPT to analyze a bunch of pictures and calculate the size of my penis. Then it made an average and calculated the standard deviation, even gave me z-scores and did a t-test. And don’t you know it, it appears my penis is quite large! These numbers aren’t completely accurate but it is well within the right ball park or whatever the correct sport metaphor is. AI is crazy. Thank god it came out just as I started my PhD because nothing in this world will convince me to learn to code.

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MicropenisSmall penisLower average penisAverage penis Upper ..

Micropenis
Small penis
Lower average penis
Average penis
Upper average penis
Big penis
Large penis
Huge penis
Monster penis
Giant penis
Enormous penis
Hyperpriapic penis ✅

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I’m going to be honest. Sometimes I get really high and I ta..

I’m going to be honest. Sometimes I get really high and I take little videos of my cock, and then I forget about them. Then I wake up and go through whatever I made or sent to people or friends. And this video is one of those where I need to sort of pay attention, because I can hardly believe how big I am. It’s like I have just kept getting bigger and bigger, thicker and thicker. Not just like “growing” but, I feel like English is missing a word. Gaining in mass. Enmassening. Amassing volume. Seriously, look at how ENORMOUS my penis has gotten.


It’s like…a tree trunk. It’s so fucking massive. I really have the definition of a massive cock. I am literally bigger than all of you by a nearly obscene margin.

So much fucking thick COCK. Circumferential hyperpriapism.

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Horse cock

Horse cock

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Really like hearing your ideas for captions. Come on, let’s ..

Really like hearing your ideas for captions. Come on, let’s hear what you want to say about it. Don’t be shy.

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What caption should I put here?

What caption should I put here?

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ALL THE WAY down your throat. Can you handle it?

ALL THE WAY down your throat. Can you handle it?

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For a few days I’ve been thinking about the things people sa..

For a few days I’ve been thinking about the things people say about me behind my back or just when I’m not there. All the conversations where my penis has come up to which I wasn’t privy. What did they say? What do they really say when I’m not there? Have you ever talked about it with someone?

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