Are you thirsty?
Are you thirsty?
2025-04-14 09:31:16 +0000 UTC View Post
beercanfather posts
“This guy at work always has such a huge bulge. I wonder wha..
“This guy at work always has such a huge bulge. I wonder what he’s hiding under there”
2025-04-13 13:41:40 +0000 UTC View PostWearing only underwear can be sexualBut it doesn’t have to b..
Wearing only underwear can be sexual
But it doesn’t have to be. But when you have a huge penis it’s a different experience all together. Even soft, a huge penis is a symbol of power. It’s reflected everywhere in our society that big penises command admiration, respect, gossip, even awe. How many videos on YouTube are about whether size matters? Does it matter if you’re 5 or 6 inches? Not really. But when you start at 7-8” soft then yeah, it starts to matter a whole lot.
I was able to convince ChatGPT to analyze a bunch of picture..
I was able to convince ChatGPT to analyze a bunch of pictures and calculate the size of my penis. Then it made an average and calculated the standard deviation, even gave me z-scores and did a t-test. And don’t you know it, it appears my penis is quite large! These numbers aren’t completely accurate but it is well within the right ball park or whatever the correct sport metaphor is. AI is crazy. Thank god it came out just as I started my PhD because nothing in this world will convince me to learn to code.
2025-04-10 08:45:57 +0000 UTC View PostMicropenisSmall penisLower average penisAverage penis Upper ..
Micropenis
Small penis
Lower average penis
Average penis
Upper average penis
Big penis
Large penis
Huge penis
Monster penis
Giant penis
Enormous penis
Hyperpriapic penis ✅
I’m going to be honest. Sometimes I get really high and I ta..
I’m going to be honest. Sometimes I get really high and I take little videos of my cock, and then I forget about them. Then I wake up and go through whatever I made or sent to people or friends. And this video is one of those where I need to sort of pay attention, because I can hardly believe how big I am. It’s like I have just kept getting bigger and bigger, thicker and thicker. Not just like “growing” but, I feel like English is missing a word. Gaining in mass. Enmassening. Amassing volume. Seriously, look at how ENORMOUS my penis has gotten.
It’s like…a tree trunk. It’s so fucking massive. I really have the definition of a massive cock. I am literally bigger than all of you by a nearly obscene margin.
So much fucking thick COCK. Circumferential hyperpriapism.
Really like hearing your ideas for captions. Come on, let’s ..
Really like hearing your ideas for captions. Come on, let’s hear what you want to say about it. Don’t be shy.
2025-04-05 16:13:24 +0000 UTC View PostWhat caption should I put here?
What caption should I put here?
2025-04-04 09:06:48 +0000 UTC View PostALL THE WAY down your throat. Can you handle it?
ALL THE WAY down your throat. Can you handle it?
2025-04-04 09:04:02 +0000 UTC View PostFor a few days I’ve been thinking about the things people sa..
For a few days I’ve been thinking about the things people say about me behind my back or just when I’m not there. All the conversations where my penis has come up to which I wasn’t privy. What did they say? What do they really say when I’m not there? Have you ever talked about it with someone?
2025-04-02 14:10:33 +0000 UTC View PostOne more from this weekends hyperphallic session. Lately I’v..
One more from this weekends hyperphallic session. Lately I’ve been thinking about what people might say not to me but amongst themselves about my penis. I know many have talked about me behind my back. What did they say? What if they were somehow sent this video? “This is Leo from work!”
2025-03-31 21:42:45 +0000 UTC View PostForgot I was going to post the non-slowmo version as well. I..
Forgot I was going to post the non-slowmo version as well. It really displays how rock hard my penis gets. I used to push it down until it slapped me really hard on my belly. I used to call that “making music”. Something I’ve always done. Spring-loaded.
2025-03-31 09:22:58 +0000 UTC View PostMy penis is large, wide, heavy, thick and long. But it’s als..
My penis is large, wide, heavy, thick and long. But it’s also strong as fuck. It’s spring loaded. It’s like a tree trunk. It’s like a baseball bat. Look at that fat fucker. Careful around it! You might end up with a black eye or a busted lip.
2025-03-30 19:24:10 +0000 UTC View PostHave you ever seen a harder penis?
Have you ever seen a harder penis?
2025-03-29 22:34:18 +0000 UTC View PostMy soft cock is honestly so enormous.
My soft cock is honestly so enormous.
2025-03-28 20:27:58 +0000 UTC View PostFrom heavy semi to towering hyperphallus
From heavy semi to towering hyperphallus
2025-03-28 09:36:22 +0000 UTC View PostHow would you feel seeing me like this around your house?
How would you feel seeing me like this around your house?
2025-03-26 23:21:05 +0000 UTC View PostOne last whip out before sleep. Isnt my penis huge?
One last whip out before sleep. Isnt my penis huge?
2025-03-26 00:12:32 +0000 UTC View PostI hope you don’t mind me spamming my huge fat cock on here. ..
I hope you don’t mind me spamming my huge fat cock on here. I’m actually holding back a bit because I don’t want to post 10 variations of the same video. But here is more nonetheless. I mean you’re literally paying me to see it so here: my very large, very thick, very hard macropenis.
2025-03-25 21:10:02 +0000 UTC View PostI remember when I first heard of, and of course immediately ..
I remember when I first heard of, and of course immediately tried, the “TP roll test”. The girls said something like “you can only call yourself big if you can’t fit in a TP roll”.
2025-03-25 19:31:52 +0000 UTC View PostI want to shove all of it down your throat. ALL of it.
I want to shove all of it down your throat. ALL of it.
2025-03-24 17:24:54 +0000 UTC View PostI get so fucking hard. It’s a positive feedback loop. I’m so..
I get so fucking hard. It’s a positive feedback loop. I’m so big, it makes me so hard, I get so big, I get so hard…
2025-03-24 09:34:03 +0000 UTC View PostI have a big cock. Want me to whip it out and show you?
I have a big cock. Want me to whip it out and show you?
2025-03-24 09:03:45 +0000 UTC View PostFor scale. Isn’t the head massive?
For scale. Isn’t the head massive?
2025-03-23 13:05:06 +0000 UTC View PostJust a real honest display of my size. As always, reading yo..
Just a real honest display of my size. As always, reading your comments and messages just gives me life. It’s everything to me to see my penis size through your eyes. It helps me realize how big my genitalia are. Oversized. Obscene. Fuck.
2025-03-22 12:33:38 +0000 UTC View PostI have so much cock between my legs. An obscenely fat cock. ..
I have so much cock between my legs. An obscenely fat cock. Look at it. God I love my penis. It’s SO big.
2025-03-22 01:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostDescribe my cock. I want to know what comes up in your brain..
Describe my cock. I want to know what comes up in your brain.
2025-03-21 15:47:40 +0000 UTC View Post
