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Thought I was the snack, but that banana had me questioning ..

Thought I was the snack, but that banana had me questioning everything.

Might need to take a cold shower… or just hop in DMs and see who wants to misbehave instead 😈

Honestly, I might be in my fruity era. First the cucumber, n..

Honestly, I might be in my fruity era. First the cucumber, now this banana.

If my produce starts texting me “u up,” I am throwing the whole kitchen away.

I made eye contact with a banana today and blushed 😆The wors..

I made eye contact with a banana today and blushed 😆

The worst part? I think it knew exactly what it was doing…

Should I be concerned about how easily fruit flirts with me?

Woke up with my hand between my thighs and a dream I really ..

Woke up with my hand between my thighs and a dream I really need to finish…

Should I hit snooze or hit record? 😈

Good morning to everyone except the person who invented pant..

Good morning to everyone except the person who invented pants.

I’m starting my day with coffee, no underwear, and thoughts that would make a priest blush 💗

𝐓𝐔𝐁 𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐒I loved playing with Dainty's perfect breasts in ..

𝐓𝐔𝐁 𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐒

I loved playing with Dainty's perfect breasts in the tub. We got all wet and oiled up! She sucked and massaged my nipples until I had an intense orgasm!

If you love tits, this one is for YOU!

I am wearing perfume called “bad decisions” and nothing else..

I am wearing perfume called “bad decisions” and nothing else 😘

It’s giving “don’t bring me home to your mom,” but absolutely do bring me to your bed.

I woke up glowing and horny like a fairy who found her vibra..

I woke up glowing and horny like a fairy who found her vibrator.

Good morning to everyone who believes in a little magic between the sheets 😈

By the time I got to the kitchen, one strap had surrendered ..

By the time I got to the kitchen, one strap had surrendered and the underwire was staging a mutiny.

So if I end up cooking in nothing but socks, mind your business 💗

This bra is hanging on by a thread and pure delusion 😈One wr..

This bra is hanging on by a thread and pure delusion 😈

One wrong move and it is going to launch across the room like a slingshot. Honestly, I am tempted to just give it permission.

Just a normal morning until I sneezed, and my nipple popped ..

Just a normal morning until I sneezed, and my nipple popped out of my tank top. So I took that as a sign, and now I am naked and full of ambition 💗

Tried to apologize but accidentally said “namaste daddy” and..

Tried to apologize but accidentally said “namaste daddy” and now I have to find a whole new studio.

Taking applications for a private instructor… preferably shirtless and slightly unprofessional 🥵

Honestly? The floor was cold, my leggings were tight, and th..

Honestly? The floor was cold, my leggings were tight, and the instructor’s voice was hot.

I never stood a chance. You try doing a happy baby pose without feeling a little slutty 😈

They asked us to "open our hips" and I took that personally...

They asked us to "open our hips" and I took that personally.

Now I am home doing naked stretches and a lot more than stretching… tip if you want the view 😏

The class was all deep breaths and inner peace, meanwhile, I..

The class was all deep breaths and inner peace, meanwhile, I was over here discovering a new kink for slow hip circles.

Spiritual awakening? More like sexual awakening 💦

I moaned during yoga and now I am banned 😆It was downward do..

I moaned during yoga and now I am banned 😆

It was downward dog, and I was feelin’ it in ways the instructor did not approve of… oops.

I dreamt I was getting railed on a cloud.Woke up on my mattr..

I dreamt I was getting railed on a cloud.

Woke up on my mattress with one leg still in the air like it was real. Manifesting that same energy today 💦

Thought about being productive, then caught my reflection be..

Thought about being productive, then caught my reflection bending over a laundry basket and…

Let’s just say productivity got replaced with a vibrator and a lot of moaning 💦

I started doing laundry and ended up doing a strip tease.The..

I started doing laundry and ended up doing a strip tease.

There is no audience except for one suspiciously excited pair of jeans. I am in my DMs if you want a private encore 😈

Bent over to pick up a sock and suddenly felt watched…Pretty..

Bent over to pick up a sock and suddenly felt watched…

Pretty sure the hoodie I have not folded in three weeks made a little whistle 😏

My laundry pile saw me naked and clapped 😂Honestly, that was..

My laundry pile saw me naked and clapped 😂

Honestly, that was the most support I have gotten all week. Might flash it again just for the ego boost.

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐎𝐘 I have ever taken. If you’re bigger than thi..

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐎𝐘

I have ever taken. If you’re bigger than this, you’re allowed to fuck me. That’s the rules. 😘

Woke up craving eggs and attention.One of those is in the fr..

Woke up craving eggs and attention.

One of those is in the fridge, the other is in my DMs 🥵

I dropped something on the floor and fully remembered I’m ba..

I dropped something on the floor and fully remembered I’m bare underneath this skirt.

Almost didn’t come back up. Tip me if you want to see how fucking bad it can get! 🥵

Every time I pass a mirror I have to remind myself this outf..

Every time I pass a mirror I have to remind myself this outfit was made for sin… and I took the only shred of innocence (my underwear) out of the equation. FUCK PANTIES!

I got dressed like a normal person, then thought about what ..

I got dressed like a normal person, then thought about what would happen if my panties went to the side…

Then realized, wow, easier solution. Just don’t wear them 😏

I am not wearing underwear, and it's all you FREAKS' fault! ..

I am not wearing underwear, and it's all you FREAKS' fault! 🥺 LOL

Honestly, I was thinking about something FUCKING HOT and suddenly my panties were in the laundry basket. No memory of taking them off. Witchcraft?

Good morning! I just stretched, moaned, and accidentally sed..

Good morning! I just stretched, moaned, and accidentally seduced myself. I was only trying to reach the coffee 😏

Should I put on clothes or just… keep spiraling?

I’m trying to be productive, but the only thing I’m accompli..

I’m trying to be productive, but the only thing I’m accomplishing is emotional instability…

Tip me if you think I deserve a break from my own nonsense 😆

How do I go from feeling like a goddess to a desperate mess ..

How do I go from feeling like a goddess to a desperate mess in under 30 seconds?

Someone, please tell me this is normal, or I’m just living in chaos now 😂