My brain is telling me to stop, but my body is like “just one more minute…”
The emotional damage is real, but it’s also a vibe 😜
2025-04-16 21:07:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Just tried edging myself and now I am emotionally unstable 😭
Honestly, I’m like a roller coaster, but with no end in sight… you think I can make it through this? 😏
2025-04-16 19:05:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I had a dream I was being tied up by my own bra.
Interpret that however you like.
Either way, I woke up horny and highly motivated.
2025-04-16 16:03:37 +0000 UTC View Post
It got worse… I bent over to grab something and heard him gasp.
I think he made a sound I usually only hear in DMs.
2025-04-15 05:03:04 +0000 UTC View Post
So now I am in a mental battle of:
A) Close my curtains
B) Go full showgirl mode and start charging for front-row seats 😈
2025-04-15 02:59:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I tried to apologize, but the poor guy dropped his hose and walked into his fence.
Not sure if I ruined his morning or made his entire year.
2025-04-14 21:07:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Accidentally flashed my neighbor and now he waves with both hands 😆
Honestly, I have never seen someone water their plants with that much enthusiasm.
2025-04-14 19:05:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Woke up feeling like a cinnamon roll: sweet, warm, and in desperate need of being devoured 🥵
2025-04-14 16:03:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Set the girls loose and immediately knocked over my iced coffee. Was it worth it? Absolutely. Slightly cold now? Also yes. Want to come warm me up?
2025-04-14 04:06:03 +0000 UTC View Post
A breeze hit just right, and now I am 87% sure my neighbors are also free nipple advocates. Community support is everything 😆
2025-04-14 01:59:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Honestly, the second the bra came off, I swear I leveled up spiritually.
These nipples are manifesting orgasms and tips simultaneously 😏
2025-04-13 22:04:06 +0000 UTC View Post
My boobs said “free the nipple,” so I obeyed 💗
Then they asked for oil, mood lighting, and a little attention. I think they might be divas now.
2025-04-13 20:06:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Tried to be peaceful and meditative this morning… but then I sat on the yoga mat and remembered how flexible I am 😆 Now we’re manifesting orgasms instead.
2025-04-13 16:03:11 +0000 UTC View Post
I was just trying to look cute and spread a little… joy.
Next thing I know, my thighs are clapping and the underworld is clapping back.
2025-04-13 06:03:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Had a full-blown crisis, thinking I had misplaced my favorite toy. Almost sent out a missing persons report before I spotted it chilling on my pillow like it owns the place. Honestly? Kinda iconic.
2025-03-27 04:06:04 +0000 UTC View Post
For five whole minutes, I was about to accept a life of tragedy… only to find it sitting exactly where I left it. This is why I cannot be trusted with responsibility.
2025-03-27 00:59:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Tore apart my entire bed thinking I lost it, only to realize it was sitting on my dresser like some kind of centerpiece. My guests are either very polite or just as freaky as me because no one said a word.
2025-03-26 21:07:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I panicked because I thought my vibrator was missing… turns out, I just forgot to put it away after using it. The real mystery is how it ended up on my nightstand, looking proudly on display. Should I start giving it a trophy? 😏
2025-03-26 19:05:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Stretched my arms this morning and somehow ended up in a position that I am pretty sure belongs on a different kind of website… should I stay like this or get up? 😆
2025-03-26 16:02:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Was about to do something but then I moved in just the right way, and now I am thinking… maybe I should take a little break first. Care to join? 😈
2025-03-26 06:03:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Started with ‘let me just sit down for a second’ and somehow ended up squirming in my chair, questioning every decision I have ever made. Productivity? Never heard of her.
2025-03-26 01:59:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I had every intention of being a responsible adult today, but then I shifted in my seat and—wow. Now I am just sitting here, biting my lip, and pretending like I do not need a moment to recover.
2025-03-25 22:04:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Tried to be productive, but then I sat down, crossed my legs, and suddenly got distracted by how good I feel. Now my to-do list is untouched, but my imagination is working overtime… should I act on it? 😏
2025-03-25 20:06:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning! I woke up with the sudden urge to be both sinful and adorable today. Which side should I start with? 😏
2025-03-25 16:03:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Some got in my hair. Some got on my chest. A few got in places I do not even remember standing near. Either I am bad at making shakes, or really good at something else. 😈
2025-03-25 04:06:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Imagine explaining to the gym staff why I am covered in suspicious white splatters. “I swear it’s protein shake” does not sound any better out loud.
2025-03-25 01:59:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Tried to wipe it off, but now it is just smeared everywhere. This is NOT helping my case. At this point, I might as well commit to the bit and let you clean me up instead.
2025-03-24 22:04:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Is it just me, or has anyone noticed that vanilla protein shake looks like cum? I forgot to put the top on before mixing and now I look like I lost a very aggressive game of “where do you want it?” 😏
2025-03-24 19:05:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Woke up fully prepared to be the reason someone’s mind wanders in all the wrong (or right) directions 😈 Who is brave enough to handle me this early?
2025-03-24 16:02:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, I have two options: change my number and move to a new country… or own it and invite him in. Thoughts? 😈
2025-03-24 07:01:14 +0000 UTC View Post
