Who doesn’t love a good plane selfie? Reminiscing on this time last year when my 6 pack was much more visible but I lost some boobage- what do you prefer? (A few extra in your DMs!😜) xx
2024-01-22 11:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I highly HIGHLY suggest that you check your DMs… Anne Boleyn has been **UP TO NO GOOD** Hide the lard.
2024-01-20 17:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok, it’s now the DAY OF your fancy dinner party that Anne Boleyn is supposed to be organising and that tart has still not come to your bedroom to ask if you approve of the table settings! Jesus, this woman just doesn’t obey like she used to… the servants tell you she has been reading a lot of ‘feminist’ books recently and the odd one about witchcraft but you don’t take any of that poppycock seriously. It’s probably just a phase. You’re sure that she’ll be dressed and ready to host the dinner party later, so you carry on your day like a king should - by having a massage and a steam and flicking through your book of ‘Henry the Eighth inch’s potential conquests’ to see if the kingsmen have found any new women within a 100km radius that you may wish to ‘engage with’ in the future… that’ll teach Anne a lesson for being so aloof lately!
2024-01-20 10:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
You’re really starting to have your doubts about Anne Boleyn and her intentions for tomorrow’s elegant dinner soirée; your servants have been pestering you to go and visit her in her bedroom quarters for days now but you’ve been too busy with your new codpiece to be distracted by Anne; you know that once you lay eyes on her you’ll be under her spell and you won’t be able to do any important work (like posing nude for that oil painting you want to have put up in the library, and eating turkey legs etc). You might just have to pay her a visit before the event tomorrow though, even though you do have a rule of not assisting whatsoever in the organising of social events at your castle, you still want to make sure Anne isn’t planning on doing one of her boring feminist speeches at the dinner again. Last time she got three of the ladies in waiting to take their names off of ‘Henry the Eighth inch’s list of potential conquests’ and start learning to read, goddamit! You need to make sure she knows that she’s to behave like a classy, meek, subservient woman at this dinner party and that she is definitely NOT going to engage in discussions about the perils of patriarchy of any kind! Maybe you’ll have to bring your riding crop to her bedroom quarters since Anne Boleyn has been such a big fan of it in the past (it’s also been pretty much out of use since your latest horse collapsed under the sheer weight of your enormous codpiece and you’ve been wanting for an excuse to use it again)… we shall see…
2024-01-20 01:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
You’re really starting to have your doubts about Anne Boleyn and her intentions for tomorrow’s elegant dinner soirée; your servants have been pestering you to go and visit her in her bedroom quarters for days now but you’ve been too busy with your new codpiece to be distracted by Anne; you know that once you lay eyes on her you’ll be under her spell and you won’t be able to do any important work (like posing nude for that oil painting you want to have put up in the library, and eating turkey legs etc). You might just have to pay her a visit before the event tomorrow though, even though you do have a rule of not assisting whatsoever in the organising of social events at your castle, you still want to make sure Anne isn’t planning on doing one of her boring feminist speeches at the dinner again. Last time she got three of the ladies in waiting to take their names off of ‘Henry the Eighth inch’s list of potential conquests’ and start learning to read, goddamit! You need to make sure she knows that she’s to behave like a classy, meek, subservient woman at this dinner party and that she is definitely NOT going to engage in discussions about the perils of patriarchy of any kind! Maybe you’ll have to bring your riding crop to her bedroom quarters since Anne Boleyn has been such a big fan of it in the past (it’s also been pretty much out of use since your latest horse collapsed under the sheer weight of your enormous codpiece and you’ve been wanting for an excuse to use it again)… we shall see…
2024-01-19 17:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostIs anyone else’s OF glitching? Mine isn’t letting me upload content - it’s been for almost 12hrs now and is annoying me!
2024-01-19 13:21:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Miss Boleyn is supposed to be holding a lavish dinner tomorrow night and all of England’s nobility will be in attendance. You’ve been very busy, what with your codpiece needing to be remoulded and the oil painting you’ve been posing for for the past few weeks, and you’ve seen very little of Anne Boleyn. You do hope that she’s not up to her old tricks again and trying to use witchcraft to summon your cranky old peen to her bedroom quarters…. 🧐🔮
2024-01-19 06:30:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Miss Boleyn is STILL waiting patiently in her bedroom quarters for his royal highness sir Henry the Eighth inch… 👑🍆💦
2024-01-18 13:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Miss Boleyn waits patiently in her bedroom quarters for his royal highness sir Henry the Eighth inch… 👑🍆💦
2024-01-18 07:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you ready for Anne Boleyn to ravage your DMs this weekend?? 🧐🔮 Word has is she can charm any man her heart desires with the blink of an eye… I’ll have to see some evidence before I believe this…
2024-01-17 14:35:25 +0000 UTC View Post
They’d definitely do me for being a witch huh? 😝🔮
2024-01-15 19:24:31 +0000 UTC View Post
So I’m supposed to NOT take lewds in hotel room lighting like this? 😏 Who’s watched the video I sent to your DMs of my ‘ass getting pounded’ this morning?? Did you guess correctly what the video was of earlier in the week? 😈😘 xx
2024-01-12 17:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Who remembers this photoset? There are some photoshoots that go down WAY better than I expect them to and this was one of them! Gonna resend this set to your DMs shortly in case you haven’t seen it yet! 😘👰♀️💍💒
2024-01-09 16:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s going on here? (Wrong answers only😏)
2024-01-08 15:37:23 +0000 UTC View Post
One of my 2024 New Year’s resolutions is to do more cardio-based workouts (*groan*), so you can expect me to look like this a lot more often!
2024-01-08 12:19:51 +0000 UTC View Post
I teased the Instagram lot but you’re gonna get the full photoset later today! Want me to take the powersuit off??
2024-01-05 13:39:41 +0000 UTC View Post
My face when you tell me that I’d look MUCH more powerful withOUT the power suit… 😯😝 anyone want a photoset of me in (and out of) this powerbitch ensemble? 😏
2024-01-04 22:45:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh this power-outfit is much more uncomfortable than I thought… I think I’m gonna have to take it off if I’m gonna boss 2024…thoughts? 😏💋 xx
2024-01-03 09:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Walking into 2024 with my power suit on - who’s gonna BOSS 2024 with me? 😝💪 Side note: I always feel more powerful with my clothes off, what about you? 😜
2024-01-02 11:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Only one more day until Me and Mrs Claus continue their NYE tradition of watching ‘The NutCracker’… only this year, Santa has something very special planned…😏🎁🍆💦
2023-12-29 10:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostMeg trying to squeeze herself into PVC Mrs. Claus dress part deux 🤣
2023-12-28 10:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
So many nuts to crack, so little time! Can’t wait for you to see some of the footage from Santa’s LEWD version of the Nutcracker film: ‘The NutSlapper’ - he has some plans to entertain mrs Claus while they watch this on NYE this year… maybe involving his Xmas present to her… 😏 I made an AI version of this pic which for some reason gave me either a peen or the fattest 🐱 known to man 🤣 xx
2023-12-27 10:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostMeg trying to get into Mrs. Claus outfit part 1…🤣
2023-12-26 18:01:10 +0000 UTC View Post🎁🎄***HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!***🎄🎁 Today’s the day we’ve all been waiting for… the day we get to see what’s under Meg’s Christmas tree!! (And Santa and Mrs Claus are off experimenting after Mrs Claus has mastered her early Xmas present from Santa!… more on that later 😜) Full video and photoset will be in your DMs shortly! 😘 🎄🎁
2023-12-25 08:35:36 +0000 UTC View Post
🎄***ONE DAY TILL CHRISTMAS!***🎄 We all know that no matter what anyone says, it’s what’s UNDER the Christmas tree that counts right? I’m a firm believer in that so I’ll be giving you a look at what’s under my tree this year tomorrow in your DMs! That is, if you’ve been good enough this year…? 😝🎅🍆💦
2023-12-24 10:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Can’t wait to show you what’s under my tree this year… have you been good enough for Santa to let you have a peek under this tree???🤔🎄💦
2023-12-23 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you unlock the first Mrs Claus photoset??
2023-12-23 13:05:03 +0000 UTC View Post
***TWO DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS!** We all know that when it comes to Christmas, it’s what UNDER the tree that counts right… well only two more days to wait to see that’s under MY TREE this year 😝😝🎄🎁
2023-12-23 09:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
🎁***3 DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS!***🎁 We all love a beautifully (erotically) decorated tree, but of course we all know that when it comes to Christmas, it’s what UNDER the tree that counts right…?🎁🎄😏 Anyone wanna see what’s under my tree?
2023-12-22 21:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
