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I had places to be, but my reflection said, “Girl, where do ..

I had places to be, but my reflection said, “Girl, where do you think you’re going looking like that?” Now I am considering staying in and showing off instead… Think I made the right call? 💗

Time management? Never heard of her. Priorities? My ass just..

Time management? Never heard of her. Priorities? My ass just became the priority. Now the real question is… do I admire it a little longer, or do I bend over and really test my self-control? 😘

Looked over my shoulder, saw that view, and suddenly forgot ..

Looked over my shoulder, saw that view, and suddenly forgot what I was supposed to be doing. Guess I should take a few extra angles before I leave… should I send you one? 😈

Said “I will be right there” 20 minutes ago, but then I caug..

Said “I will be right there” 20 minutes ago, but then I caught a glimpse of my ass in the mirror and got distracted. Honestly, can you blame me? Might need a second opinion—want to come inspect? 😏

The sun is shining, birds are chirping, and I am stretching ..

The sun is shining, birds are chirping, and I am stretching in a way that would absolutely get me banned if I posted it here. Want to see how flexible I am in the morning? 😈

I put on the kind of underwear that makes me feel like I am ..

I put on the kind of underwear that makes me feel like I am seconds away from making a bad decision… guess I should just lean into the chaos. Who wants to help? 😈

I feel like my outfit today is screaming innocent… but the l..

I feel like my outfit today is screaming innocent… but the lace underneath is whispering liar. Should I let you see for yourself? 😏

My to-do list: 1. Be a responsible adult. 2. Keep my outfit ..

My to-do list: 1. Be a responsible adult. 2. Keep my outfit on for at least an hour. 3. Immediately fail both tasks and get in trouble. Who is helping me get into said trouble? 💗

Was going to be productive, but then I caught a glimpse of m..

Was going to be productive, but then I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and got very distracted… might need someone to refocus me. Any volunteers? 😘

Started the day with good intentions, but the way these pant..

Started the day with good intentions, but the way these panties sit on my hips is making me rethink everything. Might as well embrace the chaos, right? 😈

Thought about being responsible today, but then my underwear..

Thought about being responsible today, but then my underwear choice said you are about to make questionable choices… and honestly? I am just listening to fate at this point. Should I follow through or try to behave? 😏

𝐍𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐉𝐎𝐈Want me to seduce you in a sexy nurse outfit? If yo..

𝐍𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐉𝐎𝐈

Want me to seduce you in a sexy nurse outfit? If you said YES, go to my DMs right now and quote #NURSEJOI you won't regret it!! 😆

I woke up feeling way too good today… or maybe I just had a ..

I woke up feeling way too good today… or maybe I just had a very nice dream. Either way, I might need a little help waking up properly—who’s feeling generous? 😏

Who knew a little flickering light could make me feel this s..

Who knew a little flickering light could make me feel this seductive? One second, I am chilling; the next, I am practically ready to start a sinful ritual. Should I film what happens next? 😈

This candle was supposed to make things cozy, but now I am s..

This candle was supposed to make things cozy, but now I am sitting here, legs crossed, feeling like I should be doing something unholy in this lighting. Maybe I need some… inspiration in my DMs?

Bought a candle for “relaxing vibes”… now my whole apartment..

Bought a candle for “relaxing vibes”… now my whole apartment smells like vanilla and bad decisions. Kind of fitting, honestly. Should I set the mood even more or just let the chaos unfold? 😏

Good morning! My first thought today? "Wow, I should do yoga..

Good morning! My first thought today? "Wow, I should do yoga!" My second thought? "Or I could just bend over in ways that are way more fun" 😘

If I end up with a chipped tooth, just know it was in pursui..

If I end up with a chipped tooth, just know it was in pursuit of art. Sexy smoothie drinking is apparently a high-stakes game, but I am dedicated to the cause. Should I send you the attempts that didn’t go terribly wrong?

Well, that was an unexpected attack. One second, I am being ..

Well, that was an unexpected attack. One second, I am being hot, the next, I am flinching like my drink just personally insulted me. Should I recover my dignity or make it worse by taking another risky sip?

The way I just attempted a slow, sensual sip and immediately..

The way I just attempted a slow, sensual sip and immediately bonked myself in the face… I think my smoothie is trying to humble me. Maybe I need a little hands-on coaching, any volunteers? 😏

Tried to drink my smoothie seductively… forgot I put a metal..

Tried to drink my smoothie seductively… forgot I put a metal straw in it and almost knocked out a tooth. Nothing says “sexy” like nearly needing dental work. Do I try again, or just embrace the chaos? 😆

Morning thought: If my alarm can wake me up so aggressively,..

Morning thought: If my alarm can wake me up so aggressively, I should be allowed to wake up in a much more enjoyable way. Fair is fair, right? 😏

Trying to act normal when I hear that phrase is like trying ..

Trying to act normal when I hear that phrase is like trying to walk straight after five tequila shots—physically impossible. Maybe I should lean into my instincts instead? What do you think, should I be extra good for you in DMs? 😈

I was having an innocent conversation, then suddenly—boom—th..

I was having an innocent conversation, then suddenly—boom—those two words hit me like a truck, and now I am fighting for my life. If anyone saw the way I just had to reset my entire brain mid-sentence… no, they didn’t.

Do you ever hear two words and immediately have a full-body ..

Do you ever hear two words and immediately have a full-body reaction? Because let me tell you, I almost dropped everything, made direct eye contact, and waited for further instructions. Society is lucky I am holding it together… for now.

Someone said “good girl” to me in a completely normal contex..

Someone said “good girl” to me in a completely normal context, and I had to physically stop myself from reacting. Like, sir, I am this close to forgetting where I am and making this everyone’s problem. Should I practice self-control or just give in? 😏

𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄For an authentic, real orgasm, got to your DMs a..

𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄

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Woke up feeling responsible today… Then I remembered I have ..

Woke up feeling responsible today… Then I remembered I have zero self-control. So, do I start the day like an adult, or do I embrace chaos? 😈

String cheese was not meant to be this erotic, and yet here ..

String cheese was not meant to be this erotic, and yet here I am, making the most sinful eye contact with my reflection as I take another bite. Should I keep going… or find something even more satisfying? 😏

At what point does eating a snack become full-blown seductio..

At what point does eating a snack become full-blown seduction? Because I am pretty sure I crossed that line three bites ago. If you like watching me put things in my mouth, you might want to slide into my DMs. 😈