How did the employee react when the boss yelled, "You are late for the third day in a row. What does this mean?" The employee replies, "That it is Wednesday?"
2022-01-19 10:56:18 +0000 UTC View Post
What’s the best day to give a dog a bone? A: Chewsday. ( me here with my Caucasian Ovcharka Russian Shepherd 'Freya' )
2022-01-18 10:41:21 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-18 00:43:25 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-17 23:45:54 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-17 21:50:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Why was the root vegetable so happy on Monday? He was up-beet!
2022-01-17 07:39:17 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-16 22:30:58 +0000 UTC View PostThis is Rolex and Timex, They are my Watch Dogs ... 🤣🤣🤣 ( Omg, bad joke ! Lol, the German Shepherd is Dave and the Caucasian Shepherd is Freya ! Freya is only 10 months ! Dave is 15 n a tad grumpy! )
2022-01-16 22:01:51 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is Sunday stronger than Monday? Because Monday is a weak day.
2022-01-16 14:09:24 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-16 00:05:53 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-15 23:16:09 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-15 22:30:53 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-15 09:54:49 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-14 12:16:20 +0000 UTC View PostYesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?” **SMILE ITS FRIDAY**
2022-01-14 11:16:02 +0000 UTC View Post
You said you like hair !!! ( I just brushed my dog ! She's a hairy Caucasian Shepherd ! ) lol
2022-01-14 09:30:36 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-14 00:55:42 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-13 22:26:44 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-12 11:31:19 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-12 08:38:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Every single morning I try n take Freya out but i get hit by the same bike. It’s a vicious cycle
2022-01-12 08:11:09 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-11 23:55:45 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-11 22:59:44 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-11 08:24:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-10 11:32:43 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-07 10:55:58 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-07 03:08:38 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-05 00:48:54 +0000 UTC View Post
